Ad Nauseum
Know any unabashedly self-involved people? That will manufacture drama just to have something to talk about? Over and over and over again?
"My girlfriend is crazy," he admitted. Finally.
"Duh," she answered, already tired of excuses that were coming.
"I know this," he continued. "But I can't imagine my life without her".
"So...?" She rolled her eyes.
"I don't want to raise my children that way."
"You want kids?"
"Well, if I have them."
"Okay."
"But I do love her."
She sighed and restrained herself from smacking him upside his stupid head. "But she's crazy?"
"Right."
"Right."
And so it goes. Over and over and over again.
8 comments:
duct tape, it's not just for babysitting anymore
just say'n
"But I can't imagine my life without her".
be patient, it'll come
The collective patience of everyone peripheral to the story has just about run out.
I think it's time to make a duct tape mummy.
I volunteer to do the duct-taping because you're right patience has run out.
I have so many friends that pull that sort of bullshit with me that I have become a master of switching topics.
Clearly if you don't want to deal with Scientology, you shouldn't sleep with Scientologists.
You know, for example.
I meant eventually he won't be able to stand the bitch and he'll have no trouble imagining a life without her.
We're all still waiting for that day.
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