Self-Medicating

I've had a massive headache for the better part of the last few hours.

I haven't eaten much beyond tzatziki today, so I finally made dinner. Which I enjoyed with a nicely chilled glass of San Matias.

I still have a massive headache, but damn that tequila was goooood.

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This question is for the boys:

How do you get rid of a girl that keeps calling you to go out?

I have a...how do I put this delicately? Someone has a girl-crush on me and I don't quite know how to deal with it beyond ignoring her calls and text messages. And hiding at home on a Saturday night.

Help!