Best Spam Ever
Despite the best efforts of our email filters at work, sometimes you get this kind of shit coming through:
Not until I lifted you, said Fred. & I can supply them better than she is getting them now, he said. & expected the other one to lock the door. in whiskey and cigarettes youd ahad something to kick about. I dont
"Come, thirteen then," said tired one. pneumonia poking toward him. leadership enough to hear his words, which were Dont worry.
It's like the monkeys are translating the works of Shakespeare into Korean, then Pig-Latin, then Esperanto, and finally back to English. Some things got lost in translation, clearly.
Brilliantly entertaining. Really.
4 comments:
Those things are awesome. I love reading them, for whatever reason. Actually, wasn't random clippings from other text a big avante garde art thing a few decades back?
They're good for traffic, too--one of Pererro's top 3 posts ever has always been one time I got bored and uploaded a giant spam because I liked the prose.
have you ever seen spamusement?? they make comics to the subjects of spam messages. very funny stuff but such a waste of time once you get into it....
apparently the correct link is: this one. oops...
You get that shizz at your work e-mail address? How weird.
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