March by the Numbers

90 minutes of hot Jon Tenney action
3 hours of Krazy hospitality
1 marathon not run
29 consecutive hours of successful programming
2 consecutive 3-day weekends
5 more consecutive weekends with at least one of the Girls
11 entire days off
13 hours at the happiest place on earth
3 birthdays celebrated
77 years of life combined
30 teeny little muscle relaxers in one bottle
3 drinks with one spank-happy lawyer
2 hours enjoying the view of downtown Los Angeles from a hotel rooftop
1 baby boy announced
3 questions by one 4-year-old asking how the baby got in the belly
1 exposure to chicken pox
0 pocks on my body
2 passes by 8763 Wonderland at 2 am
80 dollars equaling four drinks
5 more drinks bought by a random stranger
3 hours of sleep allowed making it worth his while
1 new fabulously reckless leaf overturned
5 days without internet service
178 dollars paid for that luxury
100 minutes learning about war-induced PTSD
6 various alcoholic drinks imbibed to try erasing the impact
1 DJ met in line for tacos at 2 am
2.5 hours at the ballet
2 intermissions
4 text messages with Final Four updates
10 points between revenge and loss
1 half watching amazing defense by both teams
1 Bushmills-loving blogger I adore for attempting to scream us to victory
1 doctor-cum-blogger undercover back in the homeland