The Empress Has No Clothes
Favorite things about Thanksgiving:
- NO TRAFFIC!!
- Eating like a pig with no consequence beyond a food coma
- Drunken Balderdash with the family
- A certain man (and Sandra’s favorite) returns for his annual visit
- Most of my friends are also off, meaning 4 consecutive party nights!
- And also 4 consecutive days of sleeping in
Except this weekend, I have nothing to wear.
Don’t get me wrong. I have plenty of sexy clothes in the closet. And in storage. In space bags. Under my bed. Lack of available clothing has nothing to do with it. The problem is that I’m bored with it. All of it. And clothing ennui means that no amount of strategically naked skin will make you feel flirty. It’ll just make you feel blah. And blah is not how I want to spend my vacation.
This means I have to break my year-end resolution to stop buying clothes and go shopping. I have to. My boobies deserve it. They’ve been locked up behind sensible clothing for much too long.
Time to let the girls breathe. I feel tingly just thinking about it!
7 comments:
Ah, clothes shopping. On Black Friday. Work the camo sister! It's time to go frock hunting!
Oh, I'm on a no-shopping kick as well. It's shite.
Wish I had an excuse but it's too cold here to even think about showing skin. I'm getting frostbite just typing about it.
Happy Thanksgiving!
You Americans know how to have a damn holiday. All we get in Canada is a crappy Monday off in October.
J, what do those seemingly random collection of letters, numbers and a plus sign actually mean?
Dude, I've been partying like no tomorrow with Rolando's family the past two days, and I was just thinking on my way back from the gym, "What else do I even have to WEAR?" You totally read my mind! Time to get creative...there's no WAY I'm hitting the stores today, ugh!
Props to you for even going to the gym today. I should have ran 3 miles today.
But that's what tomorrow is for!
I am so disappointed that the Friday Photo is not of the ladies ...
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