Why Mondays Suck

Accomplishments this morning, thus far:

- using Angel reruns to get finally get to sleep at 2 am
- allowing the sun to win and wake me up at 7:30 am
- answering the phone at 8 am sounding fully awake, despite the fact that I wasn't
- ruining my breakfast
- being rejected by a company I interviewed with three times last week

All in that order and before 10 am.

I'm tired, cranky, and not in the mood to undertake the cleaning project required by having visitors this weekend. I'm not feeling social.

But at least the History Channel is airing a documentary on Alexander the Great, who I dreamt was my running buddy the other night. We were jogging along the Silk Road and the arrogant bastard was quizzing me on his conquests.

My Greek manservant will be less cocky, but no less commanding.

Dear John Letters up later if I don't find some happy.