P-N-R Theater

There is only one personality quiz you will ever need to take to read this blog. And there is only one question on it:

Are you a pirate, a ninja, or a robot?

Clearly, I am a pirate. The curly hair, the penchant for drinking too much, the inability to remember a fucking thing. It all leads to piracy.

Also, pirates were the original rock stars. And we all know how I feel about them.

This isn't hard, since you only have three choices. Are you a raucous mess like a pirate? Stealthy like a ninja? Or emotionless like a robot?

Choose!!!