Exoterica Two Years Later

Looks like I missed my own blog-o-versary. Oops. Which is not spelled
o-p-p-s.

Sooo...what did we do around here? I'm not particularly thrilled about where this blog has gone. I've become a little to self-indulgent lately and less aware of the outside world. Maybe because there's a pointlessly slanderous presidential race taking place and that sucks the fun out of all conversations.

But it's not too late to turn the bus around! Lets reminisce on the highlights:

- Befriending a Spanker: he's now my go-to legal expert.
- Worst Blind Date Ever: but I still wear red lipstick.
- I'm a Boy: except for the boobs.
- Q&A w/GPG: interviews are fun.
- Happy Birthday to Me: because I have nice boobs.
- Faux Celebrity-dom: I'm not her, get over it.
- Discovery of a New Vice: it's so damn good for you
- And The Family Grows: he's so fucking adorable

Then nothing good until some Queer Dude acted the fool at the nail salon.

Maybe this year will be better? You tell me: what should I do now? I must overcome this blog ennui!