Has the Novelty Worn Off?
Where is everyone? Are you still writing? No, you're not. The only ones I can count on for semi-regular posting anymore are The Disposable Chronicles and our favorite Girl. So many of you harem dwellers have just fallen off the map. I won't name names because it's too easy to click on any of those links over there and realize your last post was in October. Or, you just haven't blogged this month at all, so your blog is actually BLANK.
What happened, people?!?!?
I know I shouldn't throw stones. God knows I've gotten tired of doing it every day too. In fact, I read over my old stuff and wonder when I had the time or inclination to do any of it, much less write about it. I'm lazy. And busy. I'd rather knit.
Have I already admitted that I knit? Oh well, there you go. I'm 29 years old and I knit. Like an old lady. Make fun, if you must, but remember that I'm Puerto Rican and I will cut you. Or just stab you with my knitting needles.
Does anyone else have something interesting to share?
13 comments:
If someone were to teach me to knit, I would probably grasp the knitting needles and want to stab someone (read: idiot drivers, Bank of America collectors, men who gawk at child porn) in the eye with them. I'm hostile like that. That's why I'm not allowed to have sharp objects within reach.
Knitting is very chic, actually.
what? since when do you read my blog?
I'm the favorite! neener neener neeeeeener! jk....
I wish I knew how to knit...I tried once, but I can't sit still too long. I'd also could not be trusted with knitting needles...just like ThatsBiatch...I'd want to stab people in the eye.
Maybe I should learn to sit still and nkit my own stuff...I might be able to save some money on clothes...I could knit a minidress! YAY! (knowing me it would turn out too little and uneven...yikes...nevermind)
I'm still here...not that what I contribute is worthwhile in any way. :)
If there are no blogs to read, do what I do when I reach the end of the Internet and browse the 'missed encounters' on craigslist. You can easily be entertained for 5 or 10 minutes!
I totally misspelled worn. Did anyone notice that? Clearly, I am stupid.
I'll fix it later. Maybe.
Yeah you totally spelled it wrong, but you're such a crazy grammar nazi that I thought maybe that was the correct way to spell it...hmmm...
I fixed my stupidity!
Biatch: it's just another weapon for me, too. I carry a knife (like every good Puerto Rican should) on my at all times. Well, it's really a jack knife, but it counts. So now, knitting needles as a back up!
Karen: yes it is. But it still something old ladies do, too.
Patient: when I remember to log in...
LB: it's so incredibly time consuming...I actually fall out of love with projects almost as soon as I start them. So sad! Also, no E in worn!
Capt C: your comments are ALWAYS welcome!
Woody: I'm glad I was able to guilt at least you into it!
Wha? I post every day!
I even gave you a shout out a couple days ago! No love for me?
Forgot my password....lost my fingers to a hungry carp....my mind went for lunch and hasn't returned....AA....
Man, I hate excuses, don't you?
Has it been that long?!?
Speaking for myself, I just needed a break...my posts were getting stale and I was a bit worn out. For whatever reason, the itch has yet to return.
well, remember, there is a special back door feed that you can get if you log on, so you can stick it into your feed reader
Um, everyone is really busy? Or lazy? Having sex?
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