Overheard in the Powder Room
Saturday night, my friends and I got together to throw back a few at the local pub. The crowd was a bit more dressed up than usual, which was strange. This is, after all, a dive bar. The 3 most overdressed girls just happened to be primping in the teeny bathroom when I went to pee.
GPG: *walks in to a line of women at the single-person sink* Um, are you guys in line?
Club Girl #1: Oh, no. You're next.
New girl walks in, stands directly in front of me in the already cramped room.
New Girl: Ugh, it's so hot out there. I have to take this undershirt off! *smacks my boob as she tries to remove her shirt*
GPG: Sorry my boobs are in the way.
NG: Yeah, they're out there!
GPG: A good bra is worth the money.
And then I got to pee. While I was doing so, the new girl relayed my conversation to the other two, less endowed club girls. So when I came back out:
GPG: It's all about having a really good bra.
Club Girl #2: Hell yeah!
CG #1: *looks down at her own teeny breasts* Well, it's nice when you have something to fill them with.
GPG: Yeah. My life doesn't suck that way.
And then I went back to my friends and my beer, with my lovely tits ensconced in their lovely red carriage hidden under a simple, casual, black sweater.
The bra, however, did cost me $50. And it's worth every single penny.
8 comments:
Well? Are you going to tell us what brand it is?!?
Yes please tell us!!! No fun holding out!
It's actually a Victoria's Secret bra, if you can believe it.
I barely can. I hate their bras. What kind? Sorry, so nosy. But I have bra issues.
harsh, but well timed
*golf clap*
Tamasha: I think it was the Body by Victoria. Good underwire support. I'm with you, I hate most of their bras, but this one works for me.
I agree. It's all about a good bra. A good, PADDED bra for me! But no Vic's secrets here. Target all the way, baby!
I appreciate your hard work and dedication.
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