The Day Thus Far
I got out of the shower this morning to a barrage of phone calls. 3 within 5 minutes. So I laid in bed, wet and naked while my mom, Krazy Mommy and La Ria all called one right after the other. Happy birthdays all around.
In between I missed a phone call and the second-best "happy birthday" rendition yet:
Happy birthday to you/Happy birthday to you/You're a Puerto Rican and I am a Jew.
That one had me rolling on the floor.
Then I got to work and my coworkers decided it would be funny to clear out my entire office and put up a banner saying "You're Fired!" Had they not lost some files and gone through all of my personal things, I might have found this funny. But I'm in the middle of major back-to-back programs, so I didn't. I still haven't found everything those assholes misplaced.
I truly hate practical jokes.
But then my boss brought me a bottle of Don Julio añejo and that was awesome. And then the assholes gifted me a hundred bucks. I still don't like them.
More people called. Some texted. Spanky sang to me yet again.
I cut out of work early to the Krazy Daddy gargling caffiene-free diet Coke (he knows what I like!) and singing at the same time. It was the best rendition of the song yet!
And now I will go drink with the Princess and get my spank on.
More later if I'm sober!
Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Happy birthday. I must have missed the memo somehow as I thought it was tomorrow.
Then I got to work and my coworkers decided it would be funny to clear out my entire office and put up a banner saying "You're Fired!" Had they not lost some files and gone through all of my personal things, I might have found this funny. But I'm in the middle of major back-to-back programs, so I didn't. I still haven't found everything those assholes misplaced.
Oh. My. Gosh.
I. Would. Kill.
No, really, I would kill someone over that.
Ahem.
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y ! ! !
The best perk of my new office? A desk that locks!
Happy Birthday!
I suggest a practical joke war!
Happy Birthday:)
YAY I HAD THE BEST TIME LAST NIGHT. I am however paying for it now. Cheap vodka and the princess don't mix I should have ordered the good stuff that will teach me.
Dan: it's okay. You got it in on time.
David: that was my first reaction. And the one I'm sticking with.
BS: there will be no retribution. Other than an extremely cold shoulder. I don't trust anyone anymore.
Anonymous: thanks!!
Princess: You're the BEST! Thank you so much for last night. Too bad we missed our self-appointed chauffeur, but it's probably for the best.
Oh, and new rule: no more making out with men over 35. Okay, good.
happy birthday, gpg. i didn't know what to get you, so i picked out this shiny, new comment. disfrute la fiesta, mamacita!
I wish I coulda been there, doll.
What about chicks over 35--are they out, too?
:)
JY: Thanks. It's so pretty. Just what I wanted!
A: There's always a special exception for you, honey!
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