Overheard at Joxer Daly's
Thursday, one of my clients joined us for a celebratory drink. Of course, this ensued:
Man looks at his watch.
Girl #1: Time to go home?
Man: It's getting about that time.
Girl #1: Aww! Stay for another beer.
Man: I can't.
Girl #2: It's dinner time. He's gotta get home to his family.
Girl #1: *pouts* You're going to miss us making out later.
Man: If you two make out, I'll stay for another beer.
Girls: *fit of giggles*
Girl #1: Oh, I thought you had to get home. See your wife and kids?
Man: I can stay for one more...
Girl: #1: Uh huh. *looks at Girl #2 with an evil smile* Now you know we HAVE to, don't we?
Girl #2: *still laughing* Yup!
And so we did. And suddenly, many men in the bar wanted to buy us drinks.
I wonder why...
6 comments:
We must hang out some time. I swear. ;)
You wicked wicked girl! And I mean that in the most complementary way possible.
Wow. My. Idol.
I'd have stayed as well.
are you sure this wasn't another dream?
With a client? tsk tsk tsk
;)
BS: Name the date!
Roonie: And you are mine.
Kevin: You guys. So easy.
JY: Absolutely positive. I don't get that much action in my dreams.
Jack: He's the one who threatened to spank me. What was I supposed to do?
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