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I haven't seen my semi-Jewish friend Mr. Reed since...well, he's missed the last few birthdays. And he's missing this one again for a bullshit reason: school. He's currently attending that Christian university out there in Malibu.
Mr. Reed: I can't make it, I'm so sorry.
GPG: Bad! Why not?
Mr. Reed: I have a conference for school.
GPG: What the fuck?
Mr. Reed: I'm going to be holed up at a hotel in Agoura Hills all weekend.
GPG: Mother's Day weekend, seriously?
Mr. Reed: Yeah, isn't that fucked up? And we can't leave the hotel.
GPG: What the hell are they teaching you anyway?
Mr. Reed: How to find Jesus? I don't really know.
Religion is now fucking with my birthday plans.
ARGH!!
4 comments:
Well happy birthday!!!
religions fuck with *everyone's* plans... have a good birthday anyway :)
I expected more from the big upstairs. He shouldn't keep peeps away from your burfday:)
Honestly, if it isn't one thing, it's another. Sometimes it's Mother's Day. Other times, Jesus.
I swear, I just can't win!
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