Seduction Style Simplified

Not because I've run out of things to tell you, but because I kind of need a mental break from trying to write anything at all, this is going to become Meaningless Memes Week.

Feel free to comment with your own answers. Some of these are fatally stupid, but some are rather entertaining.

Like today's, which was rather simplistic, and yet not so far off target:

I do like shiny pretty things, despite having a perverse mindset.

Hee hee.