Overheard at Starbucks
Girl #1: They met in AA. And they've been sober for over 15 years.
Girl #2: Wow, really?
Girl #1: Yeah, can you believe that?
Girl #2: That's a long time to go without a drink...hey! Maybe we should pose as alcoholics, go to an AA meeting, and meet boys!
Girl #1: Yeah, maybe I can meet my husband!
Girl #2: There are meetings right around the corner from my house!
Girl #1: I'm sure we wouldn't be the only ones pretending either.
Girl #2: Uh...on second thought, I already dated two alcoholics last year. Maybe I don't want to go messing with them again.
Girl #1: Oh right.
Girl #2: Plus, I like drinking. And you can't drink with alcoholics.
Girl #1: Yeah. They're no fun.
3 comments:
Good points made by all.
Got to admit, it's tough to hang out with the non-drinkers. It's cool to not drink and everything, but I think never drinking again isn't the way to go, because you're denying yourself something and therefore you aren't truly trusting yourself.
Tip for dating a girl with a Puerto Rican father: he doesn't trust a man who doesn't drink. So if he offers you a drink, you say "yes, please."
And you drink it and enjoy it, dammit.
Or else you don't date the half-Puerto Rican girl.
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