2.11.2007

G-spot Amplification?

I was flipping channels this morning, when I came across "Doctor 90210" and the first story was about a woman getting the G-shot.

Women are now injecting collagen into their vaginas to enhance their orgasms.

Injecting collagen. Into the vagina. To enhance orgasms.

Aaack!!

I don't know what's worse, that or needing to get punched in the face to orgasm.

I probably should just start going to church on Sunday mornings, instead of watching mindless tv. Or I should just go to work.

9 comments:

DrinkJack said...

Almost as funny as people getting piercing for extra stimulation.

Anonymous said...

what if they want vaginal "rejuvenation" later too? does the collagen have to come out, or do they just push it around?

Sandra said...

*unable to leave comment as can't see for eyes watering*

Ghetto Photo Girl said...

Moondog, it only lasts for about 4 months. If you're lucky. Results may vary. So it could only last a week. Who knows?

Also, in order to find the woman's most sensitive spot, the doctor actually has to stimulate the area. Therefore you are paying someone $1800 to make you cum.

Honestly, Kiegel exercises are SO much less expensive and rather effective. Women just need to learn to use their vaginas, for crying out loud. Don't go putting shit up in there. Damn.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't entirely hurt these women to get an injection in the brain, too. Not as if they're using them.

David N. Scott said...

Wow. Yea, TV is bad.

BurgandySkies said...

I linked your post.

And I'm sure someone somewhere has a fetish for the punching thing, because the internet is a scarey place.

Ghetto Photo Girl said...

Oh, I personally know someone with that fetish. To each his own...

Anyway, you are not a sexual freak. But just like I never had braces, use mascara, OR need implants, some of us are just born lucky. ;)

Will said...

really there's only one thing that should be shot into the vag.