Overheard at Canter's Deli
Girl: Weren't you dating someone the last time I saw you?
Boy #1: No, it was just one date.
Boy #2: Why just the one?
Boy #1: We went out, and it was fine, whatever. But when she asked if we could see each other again, I just said, "Nah, lets not do that. You remind me too much of my sister."
Cue Boy #2 and Girl spitting out their drinks and laughing.
Boy #2: Did you really tell her that?!
Boy #1: Yeah, but it was the truth.
Girl: Man, I love you. That's fucking brilliant.
6 comments:
I like the "nah, let's not do that" part.
hehehehehe Are we having a contest again to decide who's who? Cuz I'm not a participant in this one :)
thats fuckin hilarious
The participants were me, the gorgeous rock star who currently resembles a pirate (hello!) and his old roommate who will soon own a bar I hope to frequent.
I am playing the part of Boy #2. Obviously.
She may have looked like my sister but she sure didn't fuck like my sister.
and now a scene from Joe Dirt
"who's your sister!
Who's your sister!"
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