Better than Counting Carbs
From The Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss Before, During, and After Sex:
You can burn 600 calories putting a condom on a flaccid penis.
Good to know!
7.03.2006
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9 comments:
you ever try to stuff a futon back in its cover? I imagine it would be like that, though what is the point of putting the safety on, when the weapon isn't um, fully cocked?
Skookum: every time I do laundry. If only that really burned as many calories, I could give up running!
H: always happy to oblige with the random workout facts.
Isn't it wonderful that the internet allows for complete anonymity? Also, it is unhealthy, physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually, to deny one's true self. With that said, go!
Wait, I don't actually have a futon. But I do have a king-sized duvet that stuffing back into its cover is a pain in the ass.
Kind of like the same thing...
It's too early to be this drunk.
Of course not. On too little sleep and too many options on what to do with my day.
Hate to ruin the fun, but looks like that's the calories for 'bathing with the au pair'...
from Bathing Together to Banish the Blahs: 20 calories burned; with a rubber duck: 40 calories; with the au pair: 592 calories
Putting on a Condom: while still in the restaurant: 27 calories; while ringing her doorbell: 66 calories; while asking her out: 200 calories
Yeah, that's from the Amazon page, David. Pick up the book. It doesn't lie!
Well, I do track my calories... ;)
putting a condom on a flaccid penis... isnt' that like putting gas in a wrecked car?
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