7.21.2006

And Then, This...

Mercury must be in retrograde, or something equally as retarded is going on in the universe. That would explain the myriad of shitty things that happened over the last few days. Like my computer crashing every five minutes for the past week. And poor Exile breaking up with his girlfriend. And then me losing my job.

I tried installing Norton Antivirus, but it doesn't like playing nice with the internets, so now I don't know what to do. And that damn thing cost fifty frickin' dollars. Money is about to become a precious commodity.

I also offered to get Exile drunk, because break-ups require liquid soothing. And I just discovered that Kentucky bourbon does wonderful things for whatever ails ya.

Unfortunately, it won't fix my computer. And I don't have any whisky in the house anyway. But I do have several bottles of tequila. With nothing else to do. So I'll be in the corner enjoying the fuck out of it, if anyone needs me.

PS: don't ask questions. I'm not in the mood to get into it. Offers to drink with me, though, are more than welcome.

7 comments:

exile said...

dar'lyn, here's to never drinking alone unless no one else is around *raises a glass*

get me drunk, all this midget porn isn't going to watch it's self

Ghetto Photo Girl said...

Thanks, Jake. You were the one who told me to stop fucking around in the corporate world and take photography seriously, after all. I have a shooting gig today, so we'll see!

Exile: keep that midget porn on ice for me!

David N. Scott said...

Man, that's too bad. :( I remember you liked your job, so that must doubly suck!


I had some good luck with Trend-Micro Anti-Spyware when my computer was getting really lousy with the crashing.

BurgandySkies said...

You lost your job?? That just...sucks.

I used to love tequila, but for some reason I could drink coke bottles worth of the stuff and not pass out, so I'd run around parties and make an idiot of myself instead. So tequila was kinda like one of those friends that talks you into doing stupid stuff then takes pictures and posts them on thier blog, y'know?

So, anyways - I feel your pain!

Ghetto Photo Girl said...

I've learned that whisky has almost no effect on me. I was drinking it all Saturday afternoon, and was completely sober the whole time. It might have something to do with the triple-digit heat in the Valley causing me to sweat it out immediately though...

exile said...

mostlikely the alcohol evaporated from your body. i guess we'll just have to stick to huffing.

Anonymous said...

Mercury is in retrograde -- it started on 7.4.06, but will be over on the 28th, thank the fuck Christ. Oh, and Kentucky anything is good for what ails ya. Including me. :)