Super-Hunk, In Theaters Now
For the record, I am not a comic book fan so all the mythology and whatnot is completely lost on me. What I am is a woman, with fairly high-running hormones, so that's where I'm coming from.
(Oh, and no spoilers here because that blows.)
I would like to thank the creative geniuses over at the WB for casting pretty boy Brandon Routh. Them moviemakers really know how to pull in their female audience. The very first time you see the Super! Man he's--ta dah!--completely naked.
Yay for Warner Bros! I always liked you better than Disney (until Pirates comes out next month anyway...).
There was some really weird CGI shit throughout the movie. Which can be annoying, but that's action movies for you these days. 'Cuz then there's The 'Man and really, who am I to complain about a free advance screening with naked Superdude in it?
So, to the ladies in the audience: let the boyfriend drag you to this movie. You will not dislike the scenery.
And then go buy the kids lots of Superman toys, a'ight?
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"... he would discharge like a shotgun. only wonderwoman fellopian tubes could handle his super sperm" ~ Brodie, Mallrats
hey, don't knock Disney, it pays the bills and for sushi sat nites. and from what I hear Pirates is going to be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree 100% Let the boy friend drag you to see this movie. I went last night and I loved it, Not only for the scenery but because I'm a nerd. Yes I admitted it in Public Form I'm a Nerd. I also went and waited in line to see Xmen 3 on Opening day, so there but. P is right the scenery is very nice and is worth it, you won't even want to trade a chick flick for it.
On further inspection, he may NOT have been naked in that first shot. But I THOUGHT he was, which is just as good.
Jake, you say that like it's a bad thing. Do you not know me???
I could have sworn he was naked. But I think my eyes were only seeing what they wanted to see.
He's definitely shirtless in one scene though!
And you, my KM QoS: don't worry, Disney still has a special place in my heart. It's right about where dirty Johnny Depp lives.
Oh wait, that's a little bit lower. ;)
LOL. Well, and here I wondered why they chose Brandon Routh as Superman. I must bow to the bigwigs' marketing skills now, I suppose...
Hoorah for crossover appeal!
David: it's the eybrows.
hmmmm... i can only imagine what kind of superman toys exo wants...
PS, saw it twice this weekend. He's so not naked. ;) :P
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