During a Trade Show
You will:
- arrive early, leave late, and generally work too hard
- get back home too tired to take off your shoes before falling asleep
- find 12 hours of sleep to be insufficient
- schmooze with wacky sales people, who will indulge your tequila habit if you let them
- drink, a lot
- permit Latin Americans to fall in love with you by the pure force of your personality
- eat, too fucking much
- learn all kinds of unnecessarily nasty things about your coworkers (who needs to know that you have fleas, or that your cat can't poop???)
- never have time to sit down
- hate your shoes, even the comfy ones
- find new whores
- fall in love with the head of Strategic Sales
- make fun of policy with the head of Girls Marketing
- arrange for more free booze
- gain 10 pounds
- not spend a penny
You will not:
- run your prescribed 3 miles
4 comments:
well, if you chock this up as a vacation it doesn't count
and you can always use it as motication to work out harder
or just lay ther drunk and bloated
(i like option 3)
oh my poor tired GPG, or should i say my poor tired corporate GPG, miss you, see you soon.
I was at a trade show recently. I spent the day explaining to people the difference between white, antique white, polar white, snowdrift, designer white, arctic white...assembled, un-assembled, installed, un-installed, delivered, not-fucking-delivered
Ah, but did I mention that I LOVE my job?
Lots.
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