Gyno-lite

My dear friend Lex works at a laser hair removal clinic. We had this conversation over drinks the other night.

Lex: I had to get into some girl's "business" the other day.

GPG: Huh?

Lex: You know, to put the numbing cream on her. Then wipe it off. Luckily she did her own butthole.

GPG: You had to get in her twat?

Lex: Yeah, and afterwards, they need to put a cream on then too. But luckily, she did that herself.

GPG: Then why couldn't she put the first one by herself too???

Lex: I don't know. Some people...I don't ask questions, I just do what I'm told. It's not usually that bad.

GPG: *cringe*

I love Lex. She's always got such great stories.