The Downside of International Travel

The one thing I absolutely detest about Brazilian therapy (aka bikini waxing)--more than the inconvenience of driving all the way to Bevery Hills where there is absolutely no parking unless I want to pay Spago's valet rates, the post-treatment stickiness, and even the pain itself--is the awful regrowth period.

It's itchy. And having a 5 o'clock shadow on my pubis is so incredibly annoying.

But I refuse to shave it. I don't know how you girls manuever around all the delicate parts. And the ass? How can you even see back there?

I need laser hair removal. Like, yesterday.