Russian Holidays
Did you miss the opportunity to take Wednesday off just so you could make babies? I did, and god knows I could have used it. The sex, sure, but mainly the day off.
Except I'm not Russian, so it didn't apply. However, I do have vacation time banked up, so I can basically make Conception Day any day of the week I want.
I also already own a car and have no desire for babies. Plus my baby-making counterpart works worse hours than I do, so no babies for us.
My life is so very hard.
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I suggested to my boss that I should go home so that I can reproduce yesterday and she said something along the lines of "we don't need little you's running around!" hmmm...but I saw that story on the news...and a new car? hells yeah I'll pop out a curtain climber for that, oh wait. no i won't. My baby making counterpart works horrid hours right now too...no marvin gaye will be on at our house this week...sad.
I :heart: Marvin Gaye. Lots.
"Sexual Healing" is number 137 on the jukebox at Mel's on Sunset. Just for the record.
I'm hoping to squeeze some in between games this Saturday...
I can squeeze any inbetween games this weekend like I want to...the BF is down south watching the damn games. GRR! Haven't seen him in 3 days...Monday will make 6...which is when i'll see him next...
Half time quickie? Blow-out bop?
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