They Should All Come Housebroken
While watching one of our favorite movies Two Can Play that Game, the following light-hearted conversation took place:
Him: Oh this shit is funny!
Her: *laughs* I'd never do that to you. That's just too much damn effort.
Him: Good, because I don't like games.
Her: Don't worry, I'm not going to play any. *kiss*
*pause*
Her: But if you told me you were working late, and then I catch you drinking and dancing with a hot girl at the bar, how would you expect me to react?
Him: It's just dancing.
Her: But you told me you were working late.
Him: *thinks* You'd probably pitch a fit. Damn Puerto Ricans!
Her: So you're never going to do that, are you?
Him: *sighs* Nope.
It's good to train them early.
5 comments:
Laying down the law. Bravo.
It's times like this that being Puerto Rican comes in REAL handy.
I am more worried that he didn't put two and two together in that what you felt was wrong was not the dancing but the lie prior to the dancing ... Make him do a Sudko or something.
If you've seen the movie, the man never really lied. He just waited to explain the situation, and by then, it was out of control. THAT's what we were talking about.
He's not stupid. You know I don't date stupid, Jack.
I like that he does what you say.
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