My Name is Not Isabel
On Saturday, I met the rest of the man's family.
GPG: Hi, you must be the favorite cousin.
His favorite cousin: And you must be Isabel! He talks about you all the time. It's so nice to finally meet you.
GPG: *evil grin* No, Isabel must be his OTHER girlfriend.
She felt horrible about fucking up my name. I know there's no "Isabel," so I merely took it as license to tease him about an imaginary other woman. Now, when I call him at work, I say it's Isabel calling.
I'm not letting this one go for a while. It's comedic gold.
4 comments:
Oh yeah, that will come up at every family get together. Maybe it is your alter ego (another one, that is).
Jack: are you saying I have multiple fake personalities?
Woody: Silver linings...
Oh no, I am pretty sure they are all real :)
Whaaaa? Where'd the cousin get that from?
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