April by the Numbers

I was going to write a whole post about how today's national protests have led to a great deal of personal inner conflict, but went with a double post instead. I missed March's numbers because I was sick in bed for 27 days and nothing else of note happened.

April was a different story.

0 days spent sick in bed
3 weeks spent marathon training
13.2 miles run over those 3 weeks
24 hours logged at the gym
4 glasses of wine consumed the ENTIRE month
8 pounds lost
17 points between UCLA victory and reality
1 early birthday gift received
2 independently created birthday countdowns being kept
1 set of twins celebrated their first birthday
4 elementary school friends celebrate a 20 year reunion
50 dollar government refund received
2 additional photo shoots closer to 44 Women completion
1 short evening spent with my favorite rocker whore
5 day Easter vacation break
3 novels finished in that time
14 inches lost to the hair surgeon
8.3 billion times the new hair elicited a response along the lines of "oh my god, did you cut your hair?! It's FABULOUS!" (Because its true.)