Overheard in the Family #17

My mom is a do-gooder.  I'm considering dating running again.

GPG: A certain man wants us to run a half-marathon together in October.  I think it's a little soon for that.

Dad: He needs your legs to run his marathon?

Mom: I want to do the walk for Alzheimer's.

Dad: You want to walk with the Old Timers?

Mom: I think it's a cause I could get behind.

Dad: If you're going to run with a bunch of Old Timers, you need to put them on a string.

Mom: Your father will be the head Old Timer.

Dad: Depending on their ages, I might have to bring up the rear.

They're nuts, I tell you!