Tips for Dating the Curly Haired Girl
1. Don't be an asshole. I hate arrogant, self-involved men who think the world revolves around them.
2. Don't be an alcoholic. You really don't need to drink at every single given opportunity. No, really. You don't.
3. Know how to drive a stick. All real men need to know this.
It's so fucking simple! Oh, and also
4. Don't live far away. I really hate that part.
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#2 is borderline hypocritical, temptress of tequila. ;)
Bullshit. I just had a glass of tequila with dinner. I did NOT, however, get so drunk that I missed our date. I also didn't get so drunk that I ended up sleeping all day and becoming completely incapable of using the telephone.
That's the difference between handling your liquor and letting your liquor handle you.
Ever think that it could be you that lives far away?
No, it's always him who lives too far away.
We would make a shitty couple I guess, as I break every single one of these rules... but in a greasy, George Clooney / roofies way.
I really can't respect a man who can't drive stick. It's so fucking simple, once you get the hang of it. And if I can do something that easy better than you, then you're probably not worth allowing in my vagina.
I hate beta-males.
The real art is driving a stick in rush hour traffic while eating lunch and not spilling a drop from your flask.
I've said it before, but I'll say it again: I :heart: Jack.
I told my boyfriend on our first date that my dad told me never to trust a man who didn't know how to drive a stick. He admits that he doesn't know how, but it's only because he's lazy. I agree. He is. I know how to drive a stick...albeit very badly. But at least I know. I think I would add #5 Don't always expect me to come to your house, we live equal distance away...come to my casa every once in a while. Why else would I bother to clean my sheets and make my house cute if the boy weren't coming over? Seriously.
I Heart you GPG!
Aww. I heart you back, Little Bull!
Something else you can do if you insist on driving a stick ... get a pair of snips and cut a hole in the floor of your car where the pedals are... you know, like the Flintstones. Then you can pedal your car too, not just change the gears manually.
Automatic is a smoother ride, hands down. I would hate being a slave to my car on days where I need both hands (how else do you play air guitar or pass the dutchie to the left hand side?).
You've got it all wrong, Jay. My car is a slave to me. It doesn't shift until I tell it too.
But you know, to each his own. You're already married, anyway.
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