Overheard at the Ivar Theater

La Ria and I just saw the funniest play, N*ggerWetb*ckCh*nk. It's paraphrased where my memory failed me.

From a scene where Jesus is Hispanic:

Chink: So why did God tell Adán and Evina not to touch the fruit on the tree?

Wetback: Because if they picked it then, they'd be picking it for the rest of their lives!

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And then politics:

Nigger: Well, at least we have a black governor.

Chink & Wetback: What? No, he's WHITE.

Nigger: Well, in German "schwartz" means black. And we've already gone over what "negger" means.

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Go see this play. It's 2 hours of brilliant, completely un-PC hilarity. I highly recommend.