Overheard in the Family #6

We all know I love my baby brother. Whose fianceé is about to pop out that baby boy of theirs any day now. It's a very exciting time.

He will, however, always be my baby brother, and therefore subject to certain types of abuse:

Baby Brother: I was told I have nice legs.

GPG: By who?

BB: My wife-to-be.

GPG: She has to say that.

BB: Shut up! I have nice legs.

GPG: God, you're such a girl.

Dad: Your mom used to tell me that when I was going to the gym regularly, I had a nice butt. Women like that stuff. And I never knew!

GPG: Uh, yeah. How old are you and you DIDN'T know that?

BB: Haha. Dad has nice nalgas.

GPG: You're both so queer.