12.11.2007

Random Hypothetical #4

I love these posts because they allow me to posit the most absurd scenarios.

Like, if one were to find a small amount of white powder that was most certainly older than your typical kindergartener, would said powder have any effects, ill or otherwise, at this point in time?

In other words, does coke go bad?

I'll look to the doctors and drug aficionados among you to answer the question. Hypothetically speaking, of course.

6 comments:

Captain Chipmunk said...

It would depend on the grade and how it was stored. The pure stuff will last forever if stored properly (sans moisture).

Product that has been cut with other agents or been introduced to organic compounds (from traveling in a drug mule's bum, for instance), can break down over time which certainly would spoil.

Hypothetically speaking of course.

Thanks D.A.R.E. program for all the great info!

Captain Chipmunk said...

Guess I'm the only one who'll touch this one?

Cowboy said...

Coke totally DOESN'T go bad. Do it up. Wheeee!

Ghetto Photo Girl said...

Capt: apparently you were the only one with the balls!

Jay: I like your style.

Captain Chipmunk said...

Nope, couldn't be the balls...those left with the steroid use. :)

Alexandra Scarborough (Sasha) said...

I think you should put it in the pocket of that jacket you're returning and see if anyone contacts you about it. :)