12.03.2007

November by the Numbers

Sorry for the delay. There was a bit of disappointment over the weekend that led to my boyfriend Karl Dorrell losing his job. So sad. Part of the fun of watching the games was to catch him in that blue polo.

L'sigh.

Other things that happened recently:

1 football-themed bridal shower
100 dollars spent splitting the cost of said shower
1 wedding
12 coworkers sitting around the bar
13 dollars for one drink
3 birthdays
68 combined years celebrated
2-day celebration for the G-brat
700 people celebrating the life of a departed bench officer
33,000 dollars spent on food
1 birthday completely forgotten due to overwhelming work stress
11 days before I remembered
75 minutes spent with the birthday boy
0 mentions of his missed birthday
1 discovery about his unnecessary untruths
12 days spent on stomach drugs
168 pills ingested in that time
3 days of unfortunate side effects
0 alcoholic beverages during that time
1 gas leak
5 restaurant workers oblivious to the leak
1 massive headache
5 sushi dinners
1 very delighted sushi-stuffed GPG

3 comments:

Mumblemumble said...

Hey girlie! busy november! And no I didn't mean I'd blog only for November... I'm having problems with my iWeb, so it's not publishing... I know gasp, a problem with an Apple product, but it happened. Right now just trying not to loose everything I've written since 2004. Hope to be back blogging again soon. Miss you!

Captain Chipmunk said...

Mmmmm...lists. Thank you!

Anonymous said...

Hey there's nothing wrong with a little natural gas in the air when you are trying to enjoy some sushi, takes away from the smell of fish and soy sauce...so what if you pass out on the dinner table......"AH GAS, LIGHT IT UP!!" NO.