12.04.2007

Americans are Fucking Retarded

I am truly embarrassed by the citizens of this country. This is worse than what the Tonight Show captures on their Jay-Walking segments:



The religion of Israel is Catholic? How about Muslim? Australia mistaken for Iran? Hiroshima known for its Judo-wrestling? We had 3 world wars? That was my favorite. Mostly because it was said by a guy old enough to have lived through both world wars.

How fucking stupid are we???

My head hurts.

5 comments:

Jansky T said...

I'm sure that in those interviews, he found plenty of people who knew the answers to those questions, but decided to not include them because it would ruin the joke.

But damn! "I don't knew what state KFC comes from but it stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken."

Dan said...

Oy. Hey, I'm going to be in downtown LA tomorrow and friday for a conference, if you want to say hi.

Ghetto Photo Girl said...

Kevin: no matter how many people knew the answers, the fact that so many were idiots is atrocious.

Dan: Drop me an email.

Cowboy said...

Yeah, you Americans are pretty effing dumb. But, we've got some unedumicated hicks in Canada too. Pretty much anyone who doesn't live within 15 minutes of a major city is suspect. I liked how something like 10% of Americans couldn't find America on the map.

Mumblemumble said...

I'm scared. Dumb people scare me.

P.S. Tried to fix my laptop yesterday... completely stumped the people at the Apple store, which is impressive... Now I've been elevated to another group that only communicated via email. lol. How efficient. I should be back blogging in a few months. Sigh.