Being Eaten Alive
I woke up with 7 bug bites all over my body. This is clearly a sign of the impending apocalypse.
At least none of them were on my face. Dating and the red carpet fundraiser I have to go to this week would be doubly difficult.
Fucking vampire bugs.
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I too have been attacked a few times over the past few weeks! And the added bonus I've received is that apparently with age, I now have no tolerance for their evil venom so the bites each swell up to the size of a nickel and take a good week to go away. It's been fun. Really.
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