Acts of Boredom
I've decided I'm going to wear these until I get a damn job:
They'll look great with my vintage paint-splattered 10-hole Docs. Because 1994 was a good year, dammit! I'll listen to Chili Peppers and Stone Temple Pilots and Mazzy Star and wear lots of black eye make-up.
(Slowly but surely I'm turning from cute and quirky to eccentric and pitiful. It's just a hop, skip and a jump to owning 82 cats from here. I never even wore goth make-up in high school.)
I just need a fucking job. I'm going stir crazy here. And the two interviews I have this afternoon do not excite me. But maybe stripey green thigh-highs will!
Pick a song and sing a yellow nectarine.
Blah.
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only one job is comming to mind, but jaw popping action might lead to early retirement.
It's keeping me routinely benched these days. It's completely stress-induced too, so as soon as I get a real job, I can get back in the game!
Heh.
Glad to have found your site. I will make sure to check it out more often
those stripeys make your legs look about 5 feet long.
maybe a bit too warm for everyday wear?
many creatures exhibit bright stripes as a warning of toxicity, or to make their legs appear to have five long feet, or something.
take a bath i'll drink the water that ya leave....
personally, i like long legs like that. especially ones dressed as juicy fruit gum. more importantly, i finished ex's sentence, which makes us soulmates (though h-wood can finish it too, seeing as how he's an abso STP freak).
I got to get my mind out of the gutter...
Hope you find work soon :)
LMAO. just noticed the RLS ad at the top of the page. how could i have missed that?! classic.
For the record, we don't all see the same ads. So unless you're clicking on them and making me money, the joke is lost on us. What's RLS?
DJS: you can't come and not share dirty jokes with us. We LOVE the dirty!!
Amanda: I'm 5'2" so I need all the help I can get!
Joe: Height AND venom? Can you imagine? That would be awesome.
JY: Who doesn't love STP? Or long legs? Unfortunately, mine are only 39 inches, but whatever.
Jack: Honey, the gutter is where we live. Don't try to deny it. It's home. And thanks for the sentiment...looks like it may have worked.
Love them, love them, love them. I have pink ones like that but only come up to the knee. Yours are hawt. Do you wash them often?
Oooh, pink is pretty! I haven't actually bought them yet. And since I might have a job by the end of the week, may not have to!
RLS=restless leg syndrome. sheesh, you weren't kidding about the memory loss thing!
hey if you don't have a job by the end of the week, there is an ad at the top of your page for a clinical study, "leg pain when walking?" that is so you, maybe you can make some xtra $$$ by joining some clinical studies
5'2" with 39" legs? Huh. You funny shaped. ;)
PS, 1994 was the best year ever.
...and it was 12 years ago. Off to cry.
I love my striped thigh/knee highs. I bought one pair a week from Sock Dreams until it got too hot to wear them. If you find the actual socks are too hot, you can buy the nylon ones - just check the descriptions for the material.
And I still have my Docs from 10 years ago, they are still in wearable (and comfy) condition!! Docs are, like, the best made boots ever.
JY: Why would you think I was joking about the memory thing? I can't remember a fucking thing.
QOS/KM: I definitely do have pain when walking. Even now. After 2 whiskys, 3 tequila shots, 2 beers, and a really cute location manager that I almost went home with. Remember when I was a responsible adult???
DNS: 39 inches from heel to waist. I'm in proportion, don't worry. And don't cry. It's not manly.
BS: I love my Docs. Long live the bouncing soles! And also, the Bounding Souls!
I didn't know what RLS was either, and I have a piece of paper which shows that I should. I may have been in the lab for too long.
Sandra, you're a fakey doctor, aren't you?!!!
DNS: 39 inches from heel to waist. I'm in proportion, don't worry. And don't cry. It's not manly.
Yeah. that makes sense.
And crying is so manly! Haven't you ever read the Odyssey?
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