Overheard in the Family #19

I love my parents.  Over dinner (that mom made):

GPG: Man, I used to be able to cook...there was once a time that I could bust out a gourmet meal. 

Dad: Now you're useless in the kitchen.

GPG: Thanks dad.  Now no one is going to want to marry me, right?

Dad: Pretty much.

GPG: Wow.  Mean, much?

Dad: Nah, you can get married if you want.

GPG: Did you hear that, mom?  Dad just gave me permission to get married.  Should I ever want to.

Mom: That's so giving of him.