Fatty, Fatty Two by Four
You know how the American public has a severe obesity problem? Well, the new joke at Disneyland is that instead of being "this tall to ride this ride," you must "weigh less than an elephant."
Fat fucking Midwesterners are breaking the boats in the It's a Small World ride. They have to close it down in order to rejigger it to allow their fat asses to keep taking up space.
And in another 50 years, they'll probably have to do it again.
3 comments:
I believe it. More and more, I see overweight kids and people...everywhere. The kids on my son's soccer team tire out easily becasue they're overweight and can't run.
The new thing that gets me is the ability to have your telephone caller ID appear on your TV screen.
Now there's no need to get up and walk a few steps to your phone.
Zee Americans, zey are all peegs. Beeg, fat, peegs.
Seriously, your country is getting out of control. Maybe it has a little something to do with those fast-food chain owners, all trying to take a bite out of your ridiculous American Dream? Hmmm?
Are you sure it is just Midwesterners?
I am only 175 and don't think that I am THAT bad...
You can double check if you fill out the proper paper work :)
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